Meet our Executive Board, the folks making sure our organization keeps running like a fine tuned machine!
When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
Next thing you want to do is ditch the terrier, and get yourself a proper dog. Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless.
Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait...wait. I worry what you just heard was: 'Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.' What I said was: 'Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.' Do you understand?
We have to remember what's important in life: friends waffles and work. Or waffles, friends, work.
What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.
I am a Goddess, a glorious female warrior.